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September 30 老婆是我的开心果，给我生活带来了无限乐趣1）结婚两年了，老婆一直是我的开心果，给我生活带来了无限乐趣！下面是我们情色生活的几个片断，晒一晒！
2) 我用一只手托起老婆的下巴，挑逗地说：“妞儿，来，给大爷我唱个曲儿吧！”老婆把我手一拍：“客官，请您放尊重些，小女子我只卖身不卖艺！”惊~~~~~~这下撞枪口上了！
3) 我洗完澡躺在床上看书，老婆从浴室出来一个饿虎扑食把我压在身下，面目狰狞地说：“嘿嘿，小哥长得不错，小女子今天我要尝尝鲜！”我誓死抗争。老婆见我不从，转而温柔道：“大爷，你就从了小女子吧？”我说：“给我个理由先！”老婆贼眼滴溜一转：“小女子刚从牢里放出来，好几年没开过荤了！”我的妈~~~~~~~这理由充分，断没有不从的道理！
4) 老婆问我：“你们男人老说女人闷骚，闷骚是什么意思？”我说：“闷骚就是外表端庄，内心火热的意思！”老婆又问：“那你看我算吗？”我假装仔细打量了她一番，然后摇摇头：“你不算！”老婆点点头：“我觉得也是，我应该属于明骚。”我心里窃笑：“准确而不全面！”老婆纳闷了：“那是什么？”我得意地回答：“你属于全骚！”汗~~~~~~~这顿打是少挨不了了！
5) 一天晚上陪客户去KTV很晚才回家，刚进家以为老婆睡了，于是蹑手蹑脚到浴室洗澡。刚脱光衣服，老婆突然出现，厉声喝道：“是不是想毁灭证据？”我吓了一跳，赶忙说：“没有没有，我出去之前已经刀枪入库了！”老婆嘿嘿地坏笑了两声，伸手摸住我的**：“嗯，枪还没丢，不过我要检查一下子弹少没少！”乖乖~~~~~~~这也有办法检查？她半宿没睡觉就是为了个这？
6) 老婆喜欢一切美好的事物，包括帅哥靓女，陪老婆逛街的最大乐趣就是她会到处给我搜罗帅哥靓女以供观赏。一次逛街逛累了，我们坐在星巴克的橱窗前欣赏川行的美女。老婆边直勾勾地欣赏边傻傻地问我：“你说这么多美女晚上都跟谁同床共枕呀？”我吃惊地瞪了她一眼回答：“色狼！”老婆也很吃惊：“啊？那岂不便宜那些色狼啦？”我简直哭笑不得，用手指弹了一下她的脑袋：“便宜你个头呀！你说你整天惦记什么呢？满脑袋的高粱花子！我说你是色狼！”“哦！”老婆似懂非懂地点点头，说了一句气得我肝疼的话：“那我跟她们睡，你跟谁睡？”无语~~~~~~~~~我倒也想跟她们睡，你不得废了我呀？
7) 有一次发了笔小财，回到家把信封朝老婆一扔：“妞儿，上个月表现得不错，这是大爷赏你的小费！”老婆一副见钱眼开的样子，拿着信封掂了掂，搂住我“吧唧”亲了一口，风情万种地说：“谢大爷，伺候好大爷是小女子的本分，大爷您常来呀！”我傻乎乎地点点头：“哦，一定一定！”得~~~~~~~简直一对露水鸳鸯！
8) 老婆有吸进凉风就打嗝的毛病。一天傍晚下班打着嗝就进家了，我关切地问：“是不是又喝风了？”老婆故装忧愁地叹了口气：“不喝风又怎么办呢？你都好几天没宠幸小女子了，小女子没了进项，只好喝西北风啦！”我这才想起来有两三天没和老婆爱爱了，于是就上前毛手毛脚起来。老婆一开始还挺配合，到了关键时刻却戛然而止：“得，我还是继续喝风吧！”我有点摸不着头脑：“为什么？”老婆嫣然一笑：“人家老朋友还没走，不太方便啦！”我说呢~~~~~~这几天她怎么这么规矩！
9) 一个周六，老婆正常休息，我要加班。早晨起来这家伙死缠烂打和我缠绵了一番，然后心满意足继续睡，我却要满怀疲惫去公司。我跟她打了个招呼正要出卧室，老婆在身后来了一句：“爷，赶明儿来呀！”我点点头：“来！”“嗯？”多亏我反应快：“哪敢明儿来呀!今晚就来！”“这还差不多！去吧，小女子继续安睡了！”嚯~~~~~~~~伴妻如伴虎，反应慢了还真不行！
10) 我和老婆大学时就谈恋爱，那时女生可以进男生宿舍，男生则不可以进女生宿舍。一个深秋的夜晚，我把老婆惹生气了，老婆把我撇下自己回了宿舍。那时没有手机，老婆住三楼，我就在楼下喊话给她道歉。喊了半天也没见效果，反而围观的人越来越多。眼看熄灯了，老婆让她舍友从窗户把她的被子扔了下来（被罩是我送的，我认识），我一看形势不好，赶忙喊：“麻烦再扔个枕头下来吧！”哪知没了下文，伴之而来的是满楼的大笑。好汉不吃眼前亏，我赶忙跑回宿舍，盖着她的被子裘被拥香了一宿。第二天早晨我还没醒，老婆就站在我面前一把薅起被子把我扁了一顿：“你个没良心的！害本姑娘冻得流一宿鼻涕，你还蛮自在！”亲人啊~~~~~~你以为我想呀！
11) 有一年冬天格外冷，某个周末我和老婆到公园玩。看见很多人在湖的冰面上滑冰，于是我就邀请老婆和我上去一起滑，老婆不敢。为证明冰面的结实，我率先垂范先跑到冰面上玩了一圈，看得老婆心里直痒痒，终于有了跃跃欲试的想法。我从湖中心到岸边接她，离岸还有一米左右的时候，我为了更加证明绝无危险，我还纵身跃起，结果只听“啪嘎”一声我就掉进了冰窟窿。还好岸边水浅，水只淹到我的腰部，老婆吓得一声尖叫几乎要哭出来。我费了九牛二虎之力才从泥淖中脱身，在确保我整个人没事之后，老婆很认真地问我：“小弟弟没冻坏吧？”我忍住钻心酷寒使劲点了点头：“还行，小东西是属北极熊的！”嘶~~~~~~我现在想起来都觉得冷！
12) 一个下午，我正上班，突然接到老婆电话，很焦急的样子：“老公，你赶快过来，我撞人了，在沃尔玛停车场！”我着实吃了一惊，扔下手头工作奔赴现场。老婆正和一个四十多岁的半老女人纠缠，半老女人的“高尔夫”前保险杠被老婆车撞了一下，老婆车的后保险杠也轻微受损，我给半老女人赔了二百块钱，说了一顿好话，老女人被我捧得挺高兴，乐呵乐呵开车走了。我问老婆：“你撞的人呢？严重不？”老婆赖嘻嘻地说：“刚才倒车的时候是碰见一个帅哥，一不留神就把人家后面的车给撞了。我又不知道该赔给人家多少钱，怕被骗了，只好把你叫来喽！”God save me！~~~~~~这也叫撞人了?你这好色的毛病什么时候能改改？
13) 老婆一直对我的小乳头特别感兴趣，晚上睡觉时经常捻着他们入睡。有一次，老婆问我：“你说男人又不喂奶，长这么两个小东西干什么用？”我想了半天也没想出个所以然。老婆冲我呵呵傻笑，我胡乱说：“难道就是给像你这样的色狼玩的？”老婆摇摇头：“不对！”我问：“那是什么？”老婆语出惊人：“我看是起到装饰作用！”“什么？”这标新立异的说法让我吃了一惊。“你想呀，男人女人是一样的，女人不喂小孩前乳房起到的是外装饰作用，男人的这个东西是内装饰作用，要是不长这两个玩意儿，脱光衣服胸前没这么个点缀怎么行？好看吗？”唉~~~~~~~老婆没干室内装修设计真是屈了才了！
14) 一天晚上我在电脑前玩游戏，老婆在我身后缠着我陪她玩，我不从她就在一旁使坏，一会儿把显示屏合上，一会儿拔鼠标接口，趁我应接不暇的时候，偷偷撤了我身后的椅子。这时候厨房烧的水开了，老婆蹦蹦跶跶去倒开水，我心中窃喜，可算摆脱这个祸害了。哪知乐极生悲，我“扑通”一屁股坐在了地板上，几乎与此同时，听到厨房老婆“嗷”地叫了一声，我还以为他被开水烫了，顾不得自己屁股疼，一个高蹦起来冲进厨房，老婆正倚在厨房门上哈哈大笑，把我气得够呛。老婆拍拍我的肩：“别生气啊，这是个考查题，看看我在你心里是不是比你自己重。很荣幸地告诉阁下，你通过测试了！”衰~~~~~~~~我还能说什么，赚个好名声总比自己受点小伤害好一些吧！
15) 大学期间，有一次跟老婆晚上看电影，因为前一晚跟宿舍的哥们打了通宵扑克，所以看到影片下半部的时候实在困意难支，征得老婆同意后小眯片刻。不知过了多久，一个女孩（坐在老婆一侧）起身外出，老婆轻轻捅了我一下，我以为电影演完了，迷迷糊糊站起来拉着女孩的手就往外走。女孩吓了一跳，手拼命外抽，越抽我就攥得越紧，心里还犯嘀咕：人前装那么正经做什么，刚才不是拉手进来的么？最后女孩急了，干脆一屁股坐在我的座位上赖着不走了。我一回头就看见老婆哧着牙猛笑，旁边女孩的男朋友（一看也是学生）也怒目圆瞪，我赶忙陪上笑脸：“哥们儿，你女朋友手可真够软的，我说怎么有点不对呢！您太有福了！”围是解了~~~~~~~~出影院后老婆差点没把我给揍死！
16) 有段时间十字绣风行，老婆也加入了绣女大军，晚上进家就大门不出二门不迈地专攻织绣，把自己搞得跟个纺织女工似的。这倒好，吃完晚饭后我反倒落了个清静，可以不受干扰地上上网玩玩游戏什么的。可好景不长，老婆说自己一个人绣没意思，非把我拉进队伍，我那个不情愿呀，可是又没什么办法。幸好咱天生就不是绣花的料，没用半晚上就被老婆辞退了，得到的评语是：“去去去，手硬得跟小弟弟似的，哪儿凉快哪儿呆着去！”倒~~~~~~原来男人也不是什么地方硬都好的！
17) 结婚前买的车，很辛苦跑完了各种手续，累得我回去仰在床上喘粗气。老婆蹦蹦跶跶跑过来：“这你就撑不住啦？那将来我们结婚办手续的时候你岂不累得更惨？”我问：“买车跟娶老婆有什么关系？”老婆撇撇嘴：“当然有关系啦！买车要办手续，娶老婆要登记；买车要，老婆要吃饭；买车要保养，老婆要美容……”我说：“那我们就不登记了，就这么过！”老婆眼一瞪：“要是让你一直试驾，车行还挣什么钱去！”我想了想也是这么个道理，就和她说：“我知道买车和娶老婆最大差别在哪了！”“什么？”“买车可以办第三者责任险,娶老婆就不行。万一哪天你跟哪个小白脸跑了，我找谁赔去？”老婆眨眨眼，没话了。不容易啊~~~~~~~~多少年了终于她没有找到理由辩驳我！
18) 订婚的当天晚上，老婆正在卸妆，我傻呵呵地从后面抱住老婆：“小娘子，这回大爷可算给你赎了身了，你以后可就真的是大爷的人了！”老婆问：“什么意思？”我解释说：“以前岳父岳母是你的监护人，现在转手交给我了，这一倒手不权当是我给你赎了身么？”老婆转过脸：“我呸！你小子赚了便宜还卖乖，和你说以后对我要更好，不然本姑娘我就重操旧业！”乖乖~~~~~这话她也说得出口！
19) 老婆是个恋我但不纠缠我的人，经常劝诫我说不要因为迷恋妻室而少了对外的交际，但是有个前提就是对于老婆的召唤要随叫随到，这一点令我很是感动。有一次跟单位同时在外会餐，九点多，老婆给我发来一条短信。那时我正好刚换了新手机，一个女同事正拿在手里把玩，一不留心就把短信打开了。只见她马上红了脸，低下头把手机放在一旁，过了三四分钟告诉我：“好像有你一个短信。”我拿过来一看，只见上面写道：“事还没玩吗？我在家想念你和小弟弟！”我那个糗呀~~~~很长一段时间，我见了那女同事总是感觉怪怪的！
20) 老婆洗完澡缠着睡裙斜躺在沙发上，捧着一堆爆米花边吃边悠闲地看着电视，可怜的我则抱着她的一只小脚剪指甲。我打趣说：“看看你，跟个地主老财似的，就会欺负我们贫农下中农。”老婆冲我呵呵傻笑了笑，另一只脚不安分地在我的裆部摩挲。我问：“干什么？”老婆答：“咋了？地主老财家的闺女调戏你你还不接受？”我说：“别乱来，我可是有老婆的人！”老婆得意地笑着说：“这还差不多，算你小子不忘本！”哼~~~~~哄老婆开心咱也不傻呀！
21) 老婆有个耍小叫阿琳，在影楼作化妆师，是个美女也很会打扮，老婆跟她好得跟一个人似的，整天阿琳长阿琳短的，弄得我有时都吃醋。特别是阿琳关于着装打扮的一套理论，老婆简直当成了毛主席语录，决不允许别人提出反对意见。有一次老婆又在我面前没命地念叨阿琳，我没好气地说：“我看你干脆跟阿琳一起过吧！阿琳都快成我情敌了！”老婆更拽：“你以为我不想跟阿琳过呀，我要是男的我第一个娶的就是阿琳！你还真别激我，回头我把咱家房子卖了做个变性,看你怎么办！”我愣了半天眨眨眼：“算了，要是这样还是让阿琳变吧，这样我俩可以共享你，省得我落单儿！”呵呵~~~~~还是这办法两全其美!
22) 老婆对我抽烟一直持不赞成态度，我以我也一向恐避之而不及。有一回和老婆参加一个朋友的婚礼，新人给我点上一支烟，我趁老婆不注意，悄悄溜出餐厅在门口抽。还没抽到一半，老婆在后面猛地一拍我肩膀，我马上笑脸相迎：“这是喜烟，不抽煞人家面子！”老婆哼了一声：“得，快别找借口了！你就使劲抽，小心抽得你下面的小兄弟将来细得跟烟卷儿似的！”我在那愣了半天~~~~~可我始终想不明白抽烟能跟我下面的小兄弟扯上什么关系！
23) 同老婆一起出的最大一次丑至今仍记得。有年夏天，应朋友之邀我们乘火车去苏州，因为无聊，我们坐在卧铺车厢的边凳上一人扯着一根MP3耳机线听歌，我手里还捧着一本地图册研究下车后的路线。这时一位身材出众的女孩从我的身后款款走过来，老婆用脚踢了几下我的脚，我还没反应过来，回问了一句：“啥事儿？”哪知声音太大把我们铺位隔档的剩余四双眼睛目光都吸引了过来。老婆一把扯下了我耳朵上的耳机线，很急切地对我说：“你快看那美女！她的腿真长真白呀！”那声音大的，半拉车厢的人都探出头来往我们这里看，我们同一隔档的四个人当时就笑翻了。令我最感到意外的是那美女竟然头也没回，直到现在我还有点遗憾当时没看到她的正脸。
24) 前几天是我们的两周年结婚纪念日，庆祝了一整天终于等到了晚上风花雪月的时刻。老婆乖巧如兔般蜷缩在床上，我心中暗喜，却故意使坏磨蹭时间。过了一会儿，我故意逗她说：“请问娘子值此大婚两周年之际还有什么心愿需要满足呀？”老婆粉面含羞道：“我还想品味恋爱时第一次make love的感觉！”我兴奋至极，鱼跃般蹿上床去，哪知被老婆一个飞腿踹到一边，差点滚到床下。“干什么你？”我感到莫名其妙。老婆呵呵大笑：“活该！我说是要跟你了吗？还想调本姑娘胃口，我看你还嫩点！”
25) 一年夏天，我和老婆去一处位于乡下的度假村消夏，夜里我们做完功课，我从后面抱着老婆一同准备入睡，可是屋外池塘青蛙的啼叫声却不能让我们安眠。许久，老婆转身把大腿跨在我身上，狠狠骂道：“这该死的青蛙真讨厌，大晚上不睡觉，嚎什么嚎？”我同情地捋了捋她的头发：“你就忍忍吧，人家这也是在求偶呢，都不容易呀！”“那它们白天干什么去了？”老婆有点不屑。“青蛙是两栖冷血动物，白天太晒，会把它们的皮肤晒裂的。”我耐着心解释。“那它们藏在水里不就好了？”老婆振振有词。“哦……也是呀！”我好像有点被说服。突然老婆哈哈大笑起来，我一头雾水地问：“你傻笑什么？又出什么妖蛾子？”“我知道为什么他们不敢在水里谈情说爱了！”老婆得意地说。“为啥？”“一定是母青蛙害怕在水下搞会得妇科病，那样可就麻烦了！”额滴神~~~~~~~~~简直语不惊人死不休，黑暗中我都快崩溃了！
26) 有一次，老婆的大学宿舍老大夫妇从外地来我们这边旅游，晚上我们请吃饭。我和她们老大大学里就认识，所以也就不怎么拘束，而老大的老公是干技术的，人挺腼腆。我们在餐桌上有说有笑，进行到一半的时候老大的老公就借口去卫生间走开了。老大望着老公的背影叹了口气：“人是个好人，对我也算好，可就是太木讷了，不解风情，哪像你们家这个，从大学到现在对你百般呵护，又懂生活又浪漫，我们家的要是有他一半优秀就好了！”本以为老婆会高兴，只见老婆一本正经地把筷子放到桌上，眨眨眼说：“打住，打住！老大，你能不能告诉我这次来的真实目的是什么？我怎么感觉你是专程来打我们家老公主意的？有件事咱必须说清楚了，我们姊妹归姊妹，老公还是要分明白的！”我刚喝了一口啤酒差点喷到老大脸上！
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April 17 [转] 这个世界很黄很暴力，中国自由派很傻很天真转:这个世界很黄很暴力，中国自由派很傻很天真
我是一个基金经理，在英国的一家对冲基金工作，公司在伦敦西区。
我的投资生涯开始没多久，现在也就管1亿美元左右。 工资一般，每年十几万美元左右，我们这行主要靠奖金。 今天不和大家聊股票投资，我想讲讲最近奥运圣火传递和“ZD”抗议期间我在国外的感受。 我以前是反对办奥运会的。 奥运会这玩意就是一个大形象工程，花费大、收益小，还要搞拆迁办暂住证，整个一个劳民伤财。 什么圣火啊、女祭司更是宣扬迷信，在古希腊时就是一个gay的大party。 中国人要融入国际社会也没必要非得凑这个热闹。更重要的是中国还面临很多严重的问题，国家还没有富裕、和谐、强大到开party的时候。 所以我一直对北京奥运会不感冒。 但是从年初斯皮尔伯格辞任北京奥运会艺术顾问之后，西方媒体就开始拿奥运会做文章，关于中国的负面报道就越来越多。 3月14日XZ事件之后，西方媒体就像被戳了G点，兴奋一阵高过一阵。 西方媒体对中国的负面报道本不稀奇。 我在国外这么多年，感觉很少能看到关于中国客观公正的报道，除了财经媒体，其他主流媒体在中国新闻的选题上基本是哗众取宠、捕风捉影、惟恐天下不乱。 但是这一次，西方媒体的表现又上了一个台阶，基本上到了歇斯底里的程度。 西方媒体在这次事件中基本上丧失了新闻报道的最低准则，比如不核实消息来源，在新闻中插入评论，以及平衡性报道不足。更严重的是，西方媒体使用误导性的语言和图片，在没有直接证据的情况下制造中国政府使用暴力的印象。 比如西方媒体使用大量尼泊尔警察镇压“ZD”抗议的镜头作为背景画面，而普通西方民众根本就分不清尼泊尔警察和中国警察。又比如，在很多篇BBC的新闻报道中都有这样一段话： “Tibetan exile groups say Chinese security forces killed dozens of protesters. Beijing says about 19 people were killed in rioting.” 这段话翻译过来就是：“XZ流亡组织说中国安全部队杀害了几十名抗议者。北京说有19人在骚乱中被杀。”按照这样的写法，读者就会自然认为中国政府承认杀害了19名抗议者，而不知道这19人是包括花季少女和婴儿在内的被“ZD”分子杀害的无辜平民。西方媒体就是这样使用“春秋笔法”歪曲事实，颠倒是非。在伦敦的奥运火炬传递开始之前，XNN更是公然煽动暴力，将这次火炬传递与纳粹德国联系起来，说火炬传递是始于1936年柏林奥运会因为纳粹德国要利用火炬传递加强政权的合法性，并说火炬传递的传统有可能终止于北京奥运会。在火炬传递中, XNN的解说员多次暗示穿蓝运动服的火炬护卫"具有攻击性"，是刽子手。当“ZD”支持者在火炬传递过程中与警察发生暴力冲突时，包括BBC在内的英国媒体仍然说支持者在“和平”抗议。有这样的煽动和纵容，就不可避免的发生在巴黎的一幕，也才会有我们美丽、坚强、勇敢的金晶姑娘。 有人说，你发这样的帖子，一定是特殊利益集团。 呵呵，让你失望了，我不是，我就是一个普通的中国人。别说我是贪官的子女，我父母都是普通退休职工，每月就一千多块退休金。别说我是愤青，在北大读托克维尔美国宪法我受的自由民主的熏陶不比你少。别说我太傻太真，天天在股市里跟人斗智斗勇我对中国社会的认识不比你浅。别说我非主流，混了这么多年我混进了资本主义的大本营我是主流中的主流。别说我是既得利益者，我在国际上凭本事吃饭，既得利益跟我没关系。我就是一个中国人，爱自己国家自己文化的中国人。 我本来是一个很理性的人，很少动气。但这次西方从政客到媒体到普通民众，变本加厉，实在太过分，XZ事件和奥运圣火变成的他们一次集体宣泄，似乎要把中国人从地球上消灭才解气。不可能？号称自由民主的灯塔怎么能这样？不相信？XNN的栏目评论员/主持人Jack Cafferty 4月9日在其新闻栏目“The Situation Room”中，公然在4月9日在其新闻栏目“The Situation Room”中，公然说中国人是“bunch of goons and thugs”(一群蠢货和暴徒) 。你能想象水均益在CCTV的节目里这样说话吗? 再看看4月10号英国的《卫报》说了什么：大英博物馆应该关闭来自中国的兵马俑展览，因为它代表了两千年的集权政府！全文在下面，自己看。 在国内的人总是对西方国家有或多或少的好感，我在国内也不例外。女孩子都想去巴黎，有钱都要买外国车，崇洋媚外是流行病。有次，我们公司的服装行业的分析员问我，李宁的质量不错，广告投入赞助也不比Adias/Nike少，问什么这么多年过去了中国的消费者在市场调查时总是优先选择Adias和 Nike？这叫我怎么回答呢。我只能说，“ha ha, that is a very interesting question…” 共和国成立了快60年，但是很多人还是没站起来。一切唯洋人马首是瞻。这次圣火传递出了问题也是忙不迭的从中国自身找问题忙反思，以为中国变成民主国家就能得到洋人的尊重。但是在洋大人的眼里,我们只是一群蠢货和暴徒。连最基本的做人的尊严都没有，还谈什么平等。一方面黄祸的影响在西方根深蒂固，另一方面西方人从心底里歧视中国人。西方的自由民主是对待他们自己人的，别指望中国人能享受上平等的待遇。现实是残酷的，地球就这么大，13亿人的民主中国对西方也是威胁。没办法，这就是人性。不同意的看看俄罗斯自费武功的结果。再不同意，看看西方媒体最近对印度Tata集团收购Jaguar 的评论。 我是搞金融的。大家都知道金融学里有个有效市场理论。理论挺好，但现实上根本不是那回事。为什么，因为我们是人，不是计算机。人有感情，会害怕会激动，大脑处理信息的能力有限，做决定通常不理性。正是因为这些因素的存在，有效市场理论才不成立，才有股市的大起大落。也正是因为同样的原因，普世的自由民主也不可能存在。就这么简单。 这个世界很黄很暴力,偏偏中国的一些自由派很傻很天真, 在XZ台湾这样关系中国人根本利益的问题上“悲天悯人”，不但不支持政府和人民维护国家主权的斗争，反而在电脑后面空谈自由民主，自毁长城。我建议这些朋友到国外走走看看，认识一下所谓西方的双重标准和虚伪本质。大家可以试试，在国外只要你说任何中共的好话就会立刻被贴上间谍或者被洗脑的标签，从而丧失所有的信誉，而你的声音也永远不可能出现在主流媒体上。 4月6日伦敦火炬传递当天，英国各地留学生汇聚伦敦支持北京奥运，人数几倍于“ZD”抗议者。可是英国媒体的现场报道中几乎看不到中国留学生的镜头，更不用说采访。不光对中国人这样，即便你是美国人，如果你的意见威胁到当权者的利益，你也会被贴上疯子的标签，迅速被边缘化。 一个最好的例子就是美国总统候选人之一Ron Paul。Ron Paul批评伊拉克战争和美国的单边主义外交政策，批评美联储不负责任的货币政策，作为最敢讲真话的候选人得到了众多基层选民的支持。可是这样一位受欢迎的候选人却被美国主流有意忽略及边缘化。再举一个经济上的例子。日本经济泡沫破灭后和亚洲金融危机时，美国批评亚洲国家银行体系不透明，延缓坏账摊销，政府干预违反市场经济原则。但是在今年的次贷危机中，美国政府主动营救贝尔斯登，并通过联邦住房银行将房地产事实国有化；美联储违反美国宪法购买住房抵押债券，默许大银行不必满足资本充足率监管；美国证监会更改债券资产估价的会计准则；美国财政部推行美元贬值策略，向世界各国转嫁次贷损失。这一系列行动都直接违反美国一直倡导的所谓自由市场经济准则，造成了严重的“道德风险”，最大投机者--投资银行得到美国政府的直接救助，更加有恃无恐。而这一切都发生在号称自由市场捍卫者的美国。 幼稚的自由派们，睁开眼睛吧。这是个弱肉强食的世界，如果不捍卫自己国家的利益，个人的自由就无从谈起。什么东西最害人，对西方的迷信最害人，逢中必反最害人。中国人的问题还是要中国人自己解决，依靠西方无异于于虎谋皮。包括自由派在内的中国人都要有骨气。设想一下，甘地如果依靠大英帝国，何来印度的民主。有人说你是宣扬民族主义。这就是问题所在，只要有人支持中国的国家利益就会被扣上极端民族主义，甚至法西斯主义。没看到海外中国人自发的对西方媒体的抗议已经被说成是极端民族主义了吗？我这篇文章估计也会被很多人说成是极端民族主义。 如果这篇文章能帮助一些朋友认识到西方自由民主的虚伪，那“极端民族主义”的帽子我带定了。如果“极端民族主义”能够维护中国的国家利益，那我欢迎这样的“极端民族主义”。我后悔我没有更早的成为一个民族主义者。我后悔我没有去过卢沟桥和南京屠杀纪念馆。我后悔97年华人在印尼被屠杀时，我没有去抗议。我后悔驻99年南联盟大使馆被轰炸时，我没有去抗议。我后悔05年日本更改历史教科书是，我没有去抗议。我后悔08年，北京奥运会圣火在伦敦被羞辱的时候，我没有去抗议。 中国的发展不可避免的会挑战西方对现有国际格局的支配，中国国力的增强就意味着西方地位的相对甚至绝对的下降。现在有些人就是吓破了胆，洋大人惊诧一下就不知所措，都这样中国怎么发展？有人说什么支配地位，别人是公平竞争。你要是这样认为那我只能说你too young, too simple, sometimes naive。举个最简单的例子，从美国确立国际霸主的地位之后，美国的海外净投资超额收益每年接近1%的GDP。这1%的超额收益从何而来，经济学家百思不得其解，因为它不能归因于风险、技术或者制度。超额收益只有美国有，而日本、德国法国、意大利都没有。和美国有相同制度和文化的英国也没有。这种现象被经济学家称为美国海外资产的“航空母舰溢价”。当美国替代英国成为国际霸主地位之前，英国也有每年接近大约1%GDP的海外净投资超额收益。如果大家有兴趣研究的话，估计能发现十七世纪的西班牙，十六世纪的荷兰，甚至唐朝都有类似的超额收益。这都说明，没有国家的强大，经济的平等根本都无从谈起。
这次火炬传递中，海外华人的团结和赤子之心让人潸然泪下。不论政治观点怎样，维护国家主权和利益是中国人的最低底限。在伦敦的特拉法加家广场，一个留学生跳入冰冷的泉水挥舞国旗于ZD分子对抗。在旧金山，国旗更是飘满火炬传递的整条路线。火炬就是播种机，火炬就是宣传队，火炬走到哪里，海外华人就团结到哪里。为什么，因为在国外更能让人意识到和人的利益和国家的前途命运的紧密相连的。没有国，何来家？
有朋友说我一个普通百姓能干什么。我说做好每个人的本职工作就是最大的爱国，最大的贡献。没有一个个普通人的努力就没有国家的强大。作为一个在异国他乡的中国人，我要感谢研制两弹一星、核潜艇、神舟飞船、嫦娥卫星和北斗系统的国防科技工作者，是你们的努力让竞争对手不敢用武力破坏中国的发展。作为一个在异国他乡的中国人，我要感谢创造了一万三千亿的外汇储备的农民工兄弟，是你们的努力让竞争对手不敢用经济手段破坏中国的发展。作为一个在异国他乡的中国人，我要感谢孔子学院的老师，是你们的努力让世界开始了解中国的灿烂文化。作为一个在异国他乡的中国人，我要感谢联想、华为、奇瑞的员工，是你们的努力让我们看到了民族产业的希望。作为我，我最有效的行动就是用资金支持优秀的中国企业，帮助这些企业做大做强，占领国际市场。而对于大家，当奥运圣火到来时，希望每一个人去迎接，支持北京奥运会。 April 13 像保卫祖国一样保卫我们的圣火像保卫祖国一样保卫我们的圣火------题
（1） 今夜，我满含着泪水，在那个气势如虹的签名本上郑重了签下了自己的名字。 （2） 人们都要死去。 一代又一代。 但有一种东西，一定薪火相传。 它流淌在我们的血脉，深藏在我们的内心。 某个时刻，它蓬勃生长。 终于成长为我们的参天大树。 ---爱我们的国。 （3） 很多年前当我看到宋美龄先生1943年在美国国会的演讲，即： “回程时有些美国子弟兵不得不在中国内陆跳伞，其中一人后来告诉我，他被迫从飞机跳伞，踏上中国的土地时，看到当地居民跑向他，他就挥着手，喊出他会说的唯一中国话："美国。美国"，也就是"美利坚"的意思，美国在中国话的意思是"美丽的国家"。这个大男孩说，敝国人民听了都笑起来，拥抱他，像欢迎失散多年的兄弟一般。他还告诉我说，当他看到我们的人民，感觉他已经回到了家；而那是他第一次来到中国。”我哭了。 很多年前，当我看到入世谈判时，有美国人批评中国人是小偷时吴仪总理说你们是强盗。我哭了。 又过了很多年，被广泛批评的低成本与可能的倾销的中国纺织业，一位中国领导人说：7亿件衬衫才能换回一架空客的时候，我哭了。 你看我多么脆弱，而泪水总是这么轻易，时时在触动我们的内心的时候，流了下来。 这是一个什么样的民族？ 当世界所有国家的大门向犹太人关闭的时候，我们却张开了双手。 这是一个什么样的民族？ 积贫积弱百年，向世界终于打开了前进的大门。 （4） 我们并不缺少自省。 当法航侮辱中国人的时候，我们在检讨我们自己的不足。 当骑在纽约大道的那个中国人被我们贴在互联网上示众的时候，我们在反思自己。 当老佛爷商场里中国夫妇被脱光侮辱的时候，我们还忘不了指责正在受苦的同胞。 我们内心的屈辱，缓缓地流淌了百年，直到今天还是我们的标签。 所以， 斯皮尔伯格……，太多的人，粉墨登场， 用他们的语言教训着我们。 所以， 那些西方所谓的主流媒体， 尽是一片赞扬杀伐的声音。 你们不想要的，高傲地给了我们。 所以，去他妈的什么大国心态。 所以，去他妈的什么狭隘民族主义。 中国人有中国人的心态，中国有中国人的耳朵。 （5） 当我在国外看到八十岁旅行团的时候，我总能想起我们的母亲， 他们一样在时间的坐标上，但是却无法尽享生命最后时刻带给他们的华美与尊严。 …… 是的，这样的对比数不完。 在这个流淌着激情和泪水的夜晚， 繁星在天，灯光灭了又亮。 这里的每个人同其他国家的任何人一样期待着梦想。 没有一个时刻比现在更需要重温我们的梦想。 让这个国家更加富强。 让这个国家的每个人生活的更加从容和有尊严。 March 14 rock and roll all niteYou show us everything you've got You keep on dancin' and the room gets hot You drive us wild, we'll drive you crazy You say you wanna go for a spin The party's just begun, we'll let you in You drive us wild, we'll drive you crazy You keep on shoutin', you keep on shoutin' I wanna rock and roll all nite and party every day I wanna rock and roll all nite and party every day I wanna rock and roll all nite and party every day I wanna rock and roll all nite and party every day You keep on saying you'll be mine for a while You're lookin' fancy and I like your style You drive us wild, we'll drive you crazy You show us everything you've got Baby, baby that's quite a lot And you drive us wild, we'll drive you crazy You keep on shoutin', you keep on shoutin' I wanna rock and roll all nite and party every day I wanna rock and roll all nite and party every day I wanna rock and roll all nite and party every day I wanna rock and roll all nite and party every day I wanna rock and roll all nite and party every day I wanna rock and roll all nite and party every day I wanna rock and roll all nite and party every day I wanna rock and roll all nite and party every day I wanna rock and roll --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
成立于1972年由PAUL STANLEY和GENE SIMONS组建并吸纳了PETE CRISS和ACE FREHELY为其成员。1975年夏天的专辑《ALIVE》给乐队带来了成功。KISS的引人之处在于他们的现场气氛，怪异的化妆，花哨的服饰，眼花聊乱的舞台效果，再加上他们的硬摇滚，营造除了无与伦比的演出气氛。现场演出的成功使得《ALIVE》达到的白金销量。在这之后，乐队又发行了四张专辑其中的《ROCK AND ROLL OVER》,《LOVE GUN》，《ALIVE II》奠定了乐队大牌的地位。1978年乐队的每个成员个子作了一张专辑并取得了不同程度上的成功。1979年专辑《DYNASTY》中的歌曲“I WAS MADE FOR LOVIN’YOU”在全世界流行开来。此后不久，乐队内部出现问题PETE CRISS离队并从此实力大为减弱一直到1983年。乐队也试图改变原来的风格，但未被接受，FREHLEY因对乐队的未来方向不满在1983年也离开了乐队。在这期间的专辑在商业上都不是很成功。在此之后的专辑1985年的《ASYLUM》和1987年的《CRAZY NIGHT》又使乐队继续在商业上取得成功。在1989年的专辑《HOT IN THE SHADE》中的歌曲“FORVER”使乐队在美国排行榜上取得第四的最好成绩。1991年鼓手ERIC CARR死于癌症，ERIC SINGER接替了他的位置，专辑《REVENGE》到1992年发行。并再次进入排行榜的前十名。1993年乐队发行《ALIVE III》专辑。1996年乐队举行了全球巡演，并获得了成功。1997年乐队陆续推出了几张不错的专辑。1998年又推出专辑《PSYCHO-CIRCUS》。
March 07 Some bloody big holes...1. Kimberley Big Hole - South Africa March 06 VERY **INTERESTING** STUFF*
*In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have 'the rule of thumb'*
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*Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled 'Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden'...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.*
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*The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.*
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*Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S. Treasury.*
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*Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.*
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*Coca-Cola was originally green.*
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*It is impossible to lick your elbow.*
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*The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work:* *Alaska* *-------------------------------------------*
*The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% (now get this...)*
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*The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%* *------------------------------------------------------------------------* *The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $ 16,400* *------------------------------------------------------------------------* *The average number of people airborne over the U.S. in any given hour:* *61,000* *------------------------------------------------------------------------* *Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.*
*------------------------------------------------------------------------* *The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.*
*------------------------------------------------------------------------* *The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.*
*------------------------------------------------------------------------* *Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:*
*Spades - King David Hearts - Charlemagne Clubs -Alexander, the Great Diamonds - Julius Caesar* *------------------------------------------------------------------------* *111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321* *------------------------------------------------------------------------* *If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.*
*------------------------------------------------------------------------* *Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.*
*------------------------------------------------------------------------* *Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?*
*A. Their birthplace* *------------------------------------------------------------------------*
*Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested?*
*A. Obsession* *------------------------------------------------------------------------* *Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter 'A'?*
*A. One thousand* *------------------------------------------------------------------------* *Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?*
*A. All were invented by women.*
*------------------------------------------------------------------------* *Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?*
*A. Honey* *------------------------------------------------------------------------* *Q. Which day are there more collect calls than any other day of the year?*
*A. Father's Day* *------------------------------------------------------------*
*In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes.* *When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase......... 'goodnight, sleep tight.'*
*------------------------------------------------------------------------* *It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon.*
*------------------------------------------------------------------------* *In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old England , when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them 'Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down.'*
*It's where we get the phrase 'mind your P's and Q's'*
*------------------------------------------------------------------------* *Many years ago in England , pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. 'Wet your whistle' is the phrase inspired by this practice.*
*------------------------------------------------------------------------* *At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!*
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*Don't delete this just because it looks weird. Believe it or not, you can read it.*
*I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?*
*------------------------------------------------------------------------* *YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2008 when...*
*1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.*
*2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.*
*3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.*
*4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.*
*5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.*
*6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.*
*7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen*
*8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.*
*10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.*
*11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )*
*12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.*
*13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.*
*14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.*
*15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.* *~~~~~~~~~~~AND FINALLY~~~~~~~~~~~~* *NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.*
*Go on, forward this to your friends. You know you want to!* March 03 Smells like teen spirit--- NirvanaSmells like teen spirit
少年心气
by Nirvana 涅磐乐队
搞笑职业习惯职业习惯1
妻子和丈夫一起回家，妻子一进门就把门关上。丈夫一边敲门一边喊："开门，开 门，我还没进去，真是的！"做公共汽车售票员的妻子说："吵啥吵？坐下一趟吧！"
职业习惯2
某局张局长突然接到一封加急电报。
电文是：母亲去世，父亲病危，望速归。
阅毕，张局长痛不欲生，边哭边在电报回单上签字。
邮递员接过回单一看，竟是"同意"二字。
职业习惯3
一个游客乘出租车出游。半路上他拍拍司机的肩膀，想问一件事，没想到吓得司机"哇 哇"乱叫。
"啊，对不起，没想到会吓着你。"他抱歉道。
"没关系，小小误会。"司机道，"我今天刚开出租车，过去我一直是开灵柩车的
职业习惯4
某地方电视台新闻播音员正在播报新闻，这时一张纸条送到他面前，他拿起纸条习惯 性地说："下面是本台刚收到的消息．．．．．．"接着打开纸条读起来："伙计，你的 门牙上有一片儿菠菜叶．．．．．．"
职业习惯5
一警察一日与朋友一起去打猎，忽然，他看见了一只梅花鹿，于是，悄悄地绕到它的 身后，举起枪，大声喊道："不许动，举起手来，不然我就开枪了
February 23 WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, AND 12?WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, AND 12? February 20 SMART ASS ANSWERSMART ASS ANSWER #6 --
It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline.
'Would you like dinner?' the flight attendant asked John, seated in front.
'What are my choices?' John asked.
'Yes or no,' she replied'
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SMART ASS ANSWER #5 --
A flight attendant was stationed at the
departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended
her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her.
Without missing a beat, she said, 'Sir, I need to see your ticket, not
your stub.'
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SMART ASS ANSWER #4 --
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys
at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, 'Do these turkeys get any bigger?'
The stock boy replied, 'No ma'am, they're dead.'
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SMART ASS ANSWER #3 --
The cop got out of his car and the kid who was
stopped for speeding rolled down his window.
'I've been waiting for you all day,' the cop said.
The kid replied, 'Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.'
When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way
without a ticket.
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SMART ASS ANSWER #2 --
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway.
A sign comes up that reads, 'Low Bridge Ahead.' Before he knows it, the bridge
is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up
for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car
and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says,
'Got stuck, huh?'
The truck driver says, 'No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas.'
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SMART ASS ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2007 --
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. 'Now class,
I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow.
I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness,
or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!'
A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked,
'What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete
and utter sexual exhaustion?'
The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering.
When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student,
shakes her head and sweetly says, 'Well, I guess you'd have to write
the exam with your other hand.'
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Two Bonus Extras!
A blonde goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.
She says to the clerk , 'May I have 50 Christmas stamps?'
The clerk says, 'What denomination?'
The blonde says, 'God help us. Has it come to this?
Give me 6 Catholic, 12 Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran and 22 Baptists.
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A woman is standing nude looking in the bedroom mirror.
She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel
horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'
He never heard the shot.... 祝您鼠年行大運堅決貫徹2008新觀念: 一、一個中心：一切以健康為中心。 二、兩個基本點： 遇事瀟灑點 處世糊塗點。 三、三個忘記： 忘記年齡 忘記過去 忘記恩怨。 四、四個擁有： 無論你有多弱或多強，一定要: 擁有真正愛你的人，
金鼠年好運到: ~放 ~輕 ~鬆~ BossBoss walked into the office one morning not knowing that his zipper was down. His secretary walked up to him and asked, "Boss this morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?" This was not a phrase that her Boss understood, so he went into his Office looking a bit puzzled. February 14 7%A holy man was having a conversation with the Lord one day and said, "Lord, I would like to know what Heaven and Hell are like." The Lord led the holy man to two doors. He opened one of the doors and the holy man looked in. In the middle of the room was a large round table. In the middle of the table was a large pot of stew, which smelled delicious and made the holy man's mouth water. The people sitting around the table were thin and sickly. They appeared to be famished. They were holding spoons with very long handles that were strapped to their arms and each found it possible to reach into the pot of stew and take a spoonful. But because the handle was longer than their arms, they could not get the spoons back into their mouths. The holy man shuddered at the sight of their misery and suffering. The Lord said, "You have seen Hell." They went to the next room and opened the door. It was exactly the same as the first one. There was the large round table with the large pot of stew which again made the holy man's mouth water. The people were equipped with the same long-handled spoons, but here the people were well nourished and plump, laughing and talking. The holy man said, "I don't understand." It is simple," said the Lord. "It requires but one skill. You see they have learned to feed each other, while the greedy think only of themselves." When Jesus died on the cross, he was thinking of you. Its estimated 93% won't forward this. If you are one of the 7% who will, forward this with the title "7%". I'm in the 7%. Remember that I will always share my spoon with you. February 12 The Husband StoreThe Husband Store
February 11 These are actually good onesaphorism ( in case you didn't know what this word means...) Noun - A usually pithy and familiar statement expressing an observation or principle generally accept ed as wise or true. 1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow. 2. Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail. 3. If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all. 4. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs. 5. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water. 6. How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night? 7. Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without. 8. Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks? 9. Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job. 10. No one has more driving ambition than the boy who wants to buy a car. 11. There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity. 12. There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 AM. It could be a right number. 13. Think about this..., No one ever says "It's only a game" when his team is winning. 14. I've reached the age where the happy hour is a nap. 15. Be careful reading the fine print. There's no way you're going to like it. 16. The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket. 17. Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of OLD LADIES running around with tattoos? (and RAP music will be the Golden Oldies!). 18. Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than in a Fiat. 19. After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are probably dead. February 08 Helpful Suggestions and Solutions How many of these did YOU know about?
A sealed envelope - Put in the freezer for a few hours, then slide a knife under the flap. The envelope can then be resealed. (hmm...) =========================================================== Use Empty toilet paper roll to store appliance cords . It keeps them neat and you can write on the roll what appliance it belongs to. =========================================================== For icy door steps in freezing temperatures: get warm water and put Dawn dish washing liquid in it. Pour it all over the steps. They won't refreeze. (wish I had known this for the last 40 years!) =========================================================== To remove old wax from a glass candle holder , put it in the freezer for a few hours. Then take the candle holder out and turn it upside down. The wax will fall out. =========================================================== Crayon marks on walls? This worked wonderfully! A damp rag, dipped in baking soda. Comes off with little effort (elbow grease that is!). =========================================================== Permanent marker on appliances/counter tops (like store receipt BLUE!) rubbing alcohol on paper towel. =========================================================== Blood stains on clothes? Not to worry! Just pour a little hydrogen peroxide on a cloth and proceed to wipe off every drop of blood. Works every time! (Now, where to put the body?) LOL =========================================================== Use vertical strokes when washing windows outside and horizontal for inside windows. This way you can tell which side has the streaks. Straight vinegar will get outside windows really clean. Don't wash windows on a sunny day. They will dry too quickly and will probably streak. =========================================================== Spray a bit of perfume on the light bulb in any room to create a lovely light scent in each room when the light is turned on. =========================================================== Place fabric softener sheets in dresser drawers and your clothes will smell freshly washed for weeks to come. You can also do this with towels and linen. =========================================== Candles will last a lot longer if placed in the freezer for at least 3 hours prior to burning. =========================================== To clean artificial flowers, pour some salt into a paper bag an d add the flowers. Shake vigorously as the salt will absorb all the dust and dirt and leave your artificial flowers looking like new! Works like a charm! ========================================================== To easily remove burnt on food from your skillet , simply add a drop or two of dish soap and enough water to cover bottom of pan, and bring to a boil on stove top. ========================================================== Spray your TUPPERWARE with nonstick cooking spray before pouring in tomato based sauces and there won't be any stains. =========================================== Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks. =========================================== When boiling corn on the cob, add a pinch of sugar to help bring out the corn's natural sweetness. ========================================================== Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half, and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away. ========================================================== Don't throw out all that leftover wine: Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces ........ Left over wine? What's that? :) ========================================================== To get rid of itch from mosquito bites, try applying soap on the area and you will experience instant relief. ========================================================== Ants, ants, ants everywhere .. Well, they are said to never cross a chalk line. So, get your chalk out and draw a line on the floor or wherever ants tend to march. See for yourself. =========================================== Use air-freshener to clean mirrors. It does a good job and better still, leaves a lovely smell to the shine. ========================================================== When you get a splinter, reach for the scotch tape before resorting to tweezers or a needle. Simply put the scotch tape over the splinter, and then pull it off. Scotch tape removes most splinters painlessly and easily. ==========================================================
Now look what you can do with Alka Seltzer........ Clean a toilet. Drop in two Alka Seltzer tablets, wait twenty minutes, brush and flush. The citric acid and effervescent action clean vitreous China . ========================================================== Clean a vase. To remove a stain from the bottom of a glass vase or cruet, fill with water and drop in two Alka Seltzer tablets. ========================================================== Polish jewelry. Drop two Alka Seltzer tablets into a glass of water and immerse the jewelry for two minutes. =========================================== Clean a thermos bottle. Fill the bottle with water, drop in four Alka Seltzer tablets, and let soak for an hour (or longer, if necessary). =========================================== Unclog a drain. Clear the sink drain by dropping three Alka Seltzer tablets down the drain followed by a cup of Heinz White Vinegar. Wait a few minutes, and then run the hot water. =========================================== To get rid of ant mounds, pour several packs of artificial sweetener with aspartame on mounds and lightly wet with water. February 04 The Top Fifty Classic Rock Songs1. Stairway to heaven – Led Zeppelin 2. Dream On – Aerosmith 3. In the Air Tonight – Phil Collins 4. Turn the Page – Bob Seger 5. You can’t Always Get What You Want – Rolling Stones 6. Hotel California – Eagles 7. Time – Pink Floyd 8. Sweet Emotion – Aerosmith 9. Wonderful Tonight – Eric Clapton 10. Free Bird – Lynyrd Skynyrd 11. Carry On Wayward Son – Kansas 12. Over the Hill and Far Away – Led Zeppelin 13. Your Song – Elton John 14. Brain Damage / Eclipse - Pink Floyd 15. Magic Carpet Ride – Steppenwolf 16. Imagine – John Lennon 17. Foreplay / Long Time - Boston 18. Black Dog – Led Zeppelin 19. Bad Company – Bad Company 20. Kashmir – Led Zeppelin 21. Candle in the Wind – Elton John 22. Another Brick in the Wall (Part II) – Pink Floyd 23. Brown Eye Girl – Van Morrison 24. Sweet Home Alabama – Lynyrd Skynyrd 25. Maybe I’m Amazed – Paul McCartney 26. I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For – U2 27. Maggie May – Rod Stewart 28. Bad to the Bone – George Thorogood 29. Beast of Burden – Rolling Stones 30. Behind Blue Eyes – Who 31. Tiny Dancer – Elton John 32. Money – Pink Floyd 33. For What it’s Worth – Buffalo Springfield 34. Hey You – Pink Floyd 35. White Room – Cream 36. Cocaine - Eric Clayton 37. Rocket Man – Elton John 38. More Than a Feeling – Boston 39. Satisfaction – Rolling Stones 40. Ramble On – Led Zeppelin 41. (Sittin’ on) The Dock of the Bay – Otis Redding 42. Faithfully – Journey 43. Comfortably Numb – Pink Floyd 44. Have You Ever Seen the Rain – Creedence Clearwater Revival 45. Born to be Wild – Steppenwold 46. Wish You Were Here – Pink Floyd 47. You Shook Me All Night Long – AC/DC 48. Already Done – Eagles 49. Blinded by the Light – Manfred Mann 50. Layla – Derek and the Dominoes February 03 会呼吸的痛梁静茹
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